Office of the Commissioner · Flying Dutchmen Fantasy Football League · Est. 2019
The Flying Dutchmen
Fantasy Football League · Office of the League
Office of the Champions
United We Draft
By the authority vested in this league since the fall of 2019, the following is the official record of those who have held the highest title our office bestows: League Champion. Seven seasons. Seven banners. One tradition.
League Office in session · 2026 Draft Night
A Word From the League Office
Welcome to the Flying Dutchmen
This is no ordinary fantasy football league. It is a sovereign institution of questionable judgment, unbreakable friendship, and consequences that echo long after the waiver wire has closed. Here, a Sunday lineup decision may become family history. A trade offer may be examined with the gravity of an international treaty. A championship is not merely won—it is entered into the permanent record and invoked at every gathering until the end of time.
Since 2019, the Flying Dutchmen have gathered beneath one sacred banner to draft boldly, talk recklessly, and pursue the highest office available to men of our peculiar calling: League Champion. Let all who enter understand that the standings may reset, the rosters may change, and the names may become increasingly ridiculous—but the brotherhood, the grudges, and the glory are eternal.
The Reigning Authority
Current League Champion
The title remains in familiar hands. The League Office hereby recognizes the man who defended the throne and prolonged the reign.
2025 Champion · Defender of the Throne
J. Dalby
Jag Town
For the second straight season, Dalby has emerged from the smoke of the postseason still holding the crown. Jag Town's 2025 title makes him the league's first back-to-back champion and a three-time champion overall—a reign now measured not in weeks, but in eras.
2025 Champion7–7 Final RecordBack-to-Back3× Champion
Official Jag Town mark Geno Smith · No. 7
Dates of Consequence
The 2026 League Snapshot
Three appointments now stand between the league and immortality. Attendance shall be remembered. Absence shall also be remembered.
August 29 · Complete
2026 Flying Dutchmen FFL Draft
The board is final: 192 selections, twelve new rosters, and months of confidence now awaiting judgment.
HARD MEN Facility · Draft Complete
Beginning November 25
Rivalry Week
Old grievances receive new box scores as the league's proclaimed rivalries return for their annual reckoning.
League-wide · Week of Nov. 25, 2026
November 28 · 11:00 AM
Turkey Bowl IV
The fourth Thanksgiving contest convenes for pride, legacy, and the right to rewrite every previous account of what happened.
YMCA Field · Milford, CT
The Hall of Banners
Past Champions of Record
Each banner bears the champion's name and their record in the season they claimed the title. A gold seal marks a franchise that has stood atop the league more than once.
The 2026 Campaign
Season HQ
The live desk for every matchup, managerial decision, transaction, position race, and indignity shaping the eighth Flying Dutchmen season.
League Office Sports Desk
Upcoming Lines
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League Office lines are fictional and published for entertainment only. Every spread, moneyline, and projected total is informed by ESPN projections available when this page is published, then adjusted using the league's documented current-season strength model. The selected Primetime Matchup receives the full desk treatment below.
Week 10 · Final
Matchup Center
Six complete regular-season files with their result, projection context, lineup audit, and League Office ruling.
The State of the League
Official Standings
Through Week 10
Primetime Matchup
League Office Line
Entertainment Only
Start / Sit Audit
Manager Efficiency
Optimal Legal Lineups
Method: Actual starter points divided by the highest-scoring legal lineup available on that manager's roster. The optimizer fills 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE, 1 FLEX, 1 D/ST, and 1 K. Points Left Behind is the difference between the optimal legal lineup and the manager's actual starters.
The Wire
Recent Transactions
Latest Five
Personnel Department
Player Leaderboard
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The league's top scorers across every position. Rankings count only points scored while a player is on an active Dutchmen roster; points scored in free agency or on waivers are not included.
Production Inside This League
The Coaching Department
Position Room
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Team scoring ranked by starting position group. Only points scored by active starters count. A player started in the FLEX slot contributes to the FLEX ranking—not to that NFL player's listed position.
Points From Starting Slots
League Temperature Check · Fire Meets Ice
Heat Index
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A 0–100 editorial momentum score—not an alternate standings table. The latest three weeks drive the rating, with actual results and active streaks carrying 40% of the formula. Season scoring prevents pure recency chaos, while Manager Efficiency remains a small supporting signal. Trend compares the latest three-game scoring window with the previous three. A team riding three or more consecutive losses cannot receive a hot classification, regardless of scoring.
Who is catching fire, who is surviving on residual warmth, and whose season has entered a deep freeze? Every temperature is quantified and accompanied by the evidence behind it.
Index formula: 35% recent scoring · 25% last-three results · 15% active streak · 15% season scoring · 10% lineup efficiency.Through fictional Week 10
The Road to December
Playoff Race
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The six highest-ranked teams qualify. Seeds No. 1 and No. 2 earn first-round byes. Official rank is ordered by record, then Points For. Scenario language stays concise and is verified against the weekly ESPN standings snapshot.
The field as it stands, the teams applying pressure beneath it, and the simplest path still available to every active contender.
Only games between playoff-position teams or involving a clinch, elimination, bye, or cut-line consequence appear here.
The Road to the Eighth Crown
Playoff Center
The live postseason bracket, advancing from quarterfinals through the championship without rebuilding the page between rounds.
The Stretch-Run Docket
Records & Awards Watch
Historical marks receive an honest threat assessment. Awards remain provisional until the season closes; these are current leaders and candidates, not declared winners.
Records Under Threat
Awards Watch
Twelve Active Franchise Files
Locker Rooms
Every club opens its doors in Week 0. Rosters and preseason context are live immediately; performance departments unlock as the season creates evidence.
Prototype edition: every result on this page is fictional sample data used to design the 2026 weekly system. No sample result enters the official record.
2026 Postseason · Six Teams Remain
The Road to the Eighth Crown
A separate postseason record for the bracket, the lines, the motives, and the performances that decide the Flying Dutchmen championship.
Live Championship Path
Playoff Bracket
Best Player PerformanceTrevor Lawrence · 44.30JITS · 2025 QuarterfinalHighest Team TotalJAG Town · 191.882024 ChampionshipClosest Playoff Game0.26 PointsTyler over Nate · 2023 QuarterfinalLargest Playoff Blowout67.28 PointsDalby over Owen · 2022 SemifinalHighest Combined Score339.66 PointsJAG Town 191.88 · The Chubas 147.78 · 2024 FinalLowest Combined Score170.70 PointsDalby 91.12 · Nate 79.58 · 2022 Final
League Office Sportsbook
Playoff Game Lines
Every active playoff game receives full desk treatment. There is no Primetime Matchup in December.
What They Carry Into December
Bulletin Board
Active motivation files become permanent elimination summaries as the field narrows.
Postseason Production
Playoff Player Leaderboard
Starter points for the six playoff teams, paired with each player's all-time postseason standing.
Six Qualified Franchise Files
Playoff Locker Rooms
Live status and selective all-time playoff context without duplicating the full regular-season rooms.
The Roll of the Dutchmen
Membership
The Men Behind the Record
Fantasy managers, Games competitors, Turkey Bowl participants, officeholders, champions, instigators, and former members—the full human history of the Flying Dutchmen begins here.
The Official Register
More Than a Fantasy League
Every member file is built to connect the complete Dutchmen experience: the names used on Sundays, the titles earned away from the waiver wire, the offices held, the stories created, and the photographs that will eventually preserve the people behind it all.
12Current members
3Former files
2019Founding year
ThreeActive champions
In Good Standing
Current Membership
The active body of the Flying Dutchmen. Open any file for fantasy history, league participation, honors, and space reserved for the stories and photographs still to come.
The Former Roll
Past Membership
Former managers remain part of the historical record. Their participation is preserved without treating them as active franchises.
By Order of the League Office
The Dutchmen Games
Mind · Body · Spirits
Once every generation of the league, the membership sets aside its jerseys and takes the field itself. The Dutchmen Games are our Olympiad — a multi-discipline proving ground in which every manager competes directly, man against man, for the single greatest individual honor this league confers: the title of MOW, Man Of Winning, and with it, the right to choose first.
Article I — On the Purpose of the Games
Determining the Order of the Draft
The Dutchmen Games exist to settle, by combat rather than by chance, the order in which our members select their rosters. The victor of the Games — the reigning MOW — earns the first and most sacred privilege of the coming season: the choice of draft position. He may take the first pick, or he may study the field and choose any slot he deems strongest. The second-place finisher chooses next from what remains, and so on down the field, until every manager has claimed his post. Ping-pong balls and lottery machines are for lesser leagues. Here, the draft order is earned.
The Six Disciplines
Events of the Olympiad
A pentathlon would not suffice for this membership. The Games are contested across six sanctioned events, testing the three pillars of a true Dutchman: the mind, the body, and the liver.
The Olympiad Files
Games I & Games II
The official event-by-event ledgers remain a future project. These files preserve what is already settled: the champions, cover athletes, punishments, incidents, and performances that escaped the weekend and entered league history.
2Completed Olympiads
2Men of Winning
3Cover Athletes
6Sanctioned Disciplines
I
The Inaugural Olympiad
The first Games established the draft-order system and proved that no member fact was too small to become permanent propaganda.
Tyler D.Inaugural MOW
ChampionTyler D. · TD
Cover AthleteBob U. · BU
Tyler became the first Man of Winning and earned first choice of draft position.
Bob was selected as the inaugural commemorative cover athlete.
Alex and Tyler staged the Original Debate, establishing the standard for every sanctioned argument that followed.
Austin supplied the inaugural Bapples, an act of logistics now treated as cultural service.
Ryan and Austin collided during wiffle ball after Ryan ignored Austin’s call and attempted to make the play himself—an incident that would demand a sanctioned rematch one Games later.
II
The Second Olympiad
The sequel expanded the mythology through endurance, lake travel, footwear-based drinking, and several decisions no governing body has formally endorsed.
Austin M.Games II MOW
ChampionAustin M. · AM
Cover AthletesTyler D. & Christian K.
Austin won the second title and became the Games’ second Man of Winning.
Rob secured the boat and personally completed the Lake Bounty Swim to collect the points.
Alex returned from injury during Dutchmen Duos and still finished second in the event.
Austin, Rob, Christian, and Dalby completed the Shoeys, permanently lowering the dignity of the Archive.
Nate served the last-place dress punishment; Christian’s Beer Tower became an endurance event of its own.
Ryan and Austin answered their Games I collision with an Oklahoma Drill against one another—the official physical sequel to unfinished wiffle-ball business.
The Hall of MOW
Champions of the Games
MOW — Man Of Winning. The only title in this league earned with your own two hands, not your waiver wire.
The Commemorative Edition
Cover Athletes
Each Olympiad, the League Office commissions a commemorative cover to honor the Dutchman — or Dutchmen — whose performance defined the Games, regardless of final placement.
League Folklore
The Booty Bandit
Not every entry in the record book is a matter of fact. Some are a matter of faith.
Unconfirmed · Passed Down Orally
On the Legend of the Booty Bandit
No draft night, no Dutchmen Games weekend, no league gathering under one roof has ever fully escaped the whispers. Somewhere between the last beer and the first snore, the halls belong to the Booty Bandit — a figure no one has caught, no one can quite describe the same way twice, and no one will admit to being.
The evidence is always circumstantial and always the same: rearranged furniture, a missing shoe, a cooler mysteriously relocated, someone's phone full of photos they didn't take. The League Office has opened no formal investigation. The League Office does, however, recommend locking your door.
The Archives
Legendary Moments
Not every act of glory results in a medal. Some results simply enter the record permanently, retold at every draft party since.
The Official Chronicle · Founded 2019
The History of the Flying Dutchmen
The Seasons, the Stories & the Men Who Had to Live Them
Not merely what happened, but how it is remembered: the rise of champions, the collapse of favorites, the arguments, punishments, traditions, and decisions that became league law.
Chapter I · The Founding Charter
Before There Was History
The Flying Dutchmen Fantasy Football League was founded in 2019 by two sixteen-year-olds, Bob U. and Owen K.—recognized to this day as the league’s Founding Fathers. The charter class joined Owen and Bob with Rob W., Austin M., Ryan H., Jimmy D., Alex P., and Christian K.
Its roots reached back to the BWL, the three-year wiffle ball institution Owen had already governed as commissioner. The league did not receive its permanent name until the same circle formed a summer basketball team called the Flying Dutchmen. The name survived the season, crossed sports, and became the banner under which everything else would follow.
This opening chapter will eventually expand into the full origin story: the first draft, the earliest rules, the original group chat, and the decisions that turned an ordinary fantasy league into something much more unnecessary.
Entered into the record by the Office of the Commissioner
The Eras of the League
From Group Chat to Institution
The broad shape of the story. These eras can be renamed once the season narratives reveal what each period truly deserves to be called.
2019–2022The Founding Years
The league forms, survives its first departures, welcomes its first expansion members, and closes with the first JAG Town championship.
2023Expansion
The field grows to twelve teams, the modern league takes shape, and Bob becomes its first repeat champion.
2024–PresentThe JAG Town Era
Back-to-back titles, a larger membership, and an Archive substantial enough to weaponize.
The Season Chapters
Eight Years of Evidence
Select a year for its narrative chapter. The official numbers remain in the Archive; this is where completed seasons get their meaning and the newest campaign begins writing its own.
2026The Board Is SetSeason underway
Chapter VIII · Opening Dispatch
Twelve Rosters Enter, One Banner Awaits
The eighth Flying Dutchmen draft is complete. Jahmyr Gibbs opened the board, 191 selections followed, Eric H. officially entered the arena, and twelve managers now possess enough optimism to make the coming disappointment meaningful. The season begins with every argument still technically winnable.
Opening stateDraft Complete · Season Underway
New arrivalEric H. · CeeDeez TDs
Historical statusThe Eighth Draft Is Complete
The Opening BoardJahmyr Gibbs Goes No. 1
Nate and JITS made the first declaration of 2026. The complete 192-pick board remains part of the live season file.
Season StoryNow Written in Real Time
The first lineups, early breakouts, immediate regrets, and first standings will begin shaping the chapter from here.
Team DispatchesTwelve Campaigns Activated
Every manager now has a roster, a theory, and an open file waiting for evidence.
2025The First Successful DefenseChampion · JAG Town
Chapter VII
Dalby Goes Back to Back
The statistical record is complete; the human story is still being assembled. This chapter will explain how JAG Town became the first franchise to defend the title and what the rest of the league endured along the way.
League ChampionJAG Town · Jimmy D.
FinalistRevenge Tour · Alex P.
Historical noteFirst Back-to-Back Champion
The Title RaceChampionship narrative pending
The playoff path, decisive turning points, and final verdict.
Stories of the YearLeague lore pending
The moments everyone remembers before anyone remembers the standings.
Team DispatchesTwelve season recaps pending
A short account for every contender, pretender, and casualty.
2024The Return of JAG TownChampion · JAG Town
Chapter VI
The First Half of a Dynasty
JAG Town claimed its second championship and began the run that would reshape the league’s modern era. The full account—and every team’s place within it—will be written here.
League ChampionJAG Town · Jimmy D.
FinalistThe Chubas · Christian K.
Season fileNarrative pending
The Title RaceStory pending
From regular season to the deciding matchup.
Defining MomentsTestimony pending
The moments the standings cannot explain.
Team DispatchesTwelve recaps pending
Every franchise gets its paragraph in history.
2023Bob Returns to the ThroneChampion · Not Accepting Trades
Chapter V
The Founding Father’s Second Title
Four years after winning the inaugural championship, Bob returned to the top. This chapter will preserve the road back, the HARD MEN finals run, and the season’s full cast of disasters.
League ChampionNot Accepting Trades · Bob U.
FinalistHARD MEN · Ryan H.
Season fileNarrative pending
The Title RaceStory pending
The championship path belongs here.
Defining MomentsTestimony pending
Trades, arguments, and turning points.
Team DispatchesTwelve recaps pending
The league told one franchise at a time.
2022JAG Town Breaks ThroughChampion · JAG Town
Chapter IV
The First Dalby Championship
The first JAG Town banner arrived against Nate’s leanbeef patty. What preceded it, what it changed, and how every other season ended will form the core of this chapter.
League ChampionJAG Town · Jimmy D.
Finalistleanbeef patty · Nate C.
Season fileNarrative pending
The Title RaceStory pending
The first JAG Town coronation.
Defining MomentsTestimony pending
The year’s enduring arguments and incidents.
Team DispatchesTen recaps pending
Every campaign, however regrettable.
2021The Triple Crown SeasonChampion · Revenge Tour
Chapter III
Alex Takes Everything
Alex P. remains the only manager in league history to win the championship, the Scoring Title, and the best regular-season record in the same year. The complete story of the league’s only Triple Crown begins here.
League ChampionRevenge Tour · Alex P.
DistinctionLeague’s Only Triple Crown
Season record12–3 Regular Season
The Title RaceTriple Crown account pending
The definitive story of Alex’s historic season.
Defining MomentsTestimony pending
The year beyond its champion.
Team DispatchesTen recaps pending
How everyone else experienced history.
2020The Unlikely ChampionChampion · Cooking With Dalvin
Chapter II
Vincent B. Wins the Second Crown
The surviving record preserves the result. The eventual narrative will explain the season, its champion, and a year that belongs to a version of the league still finding its permanent shape.
League ChampionCooking With Dalvin · Vincent B.
FinalistMike Vicks Kennel · Wyatt G.
Season fileNarrative pending
The Title RaceStory pending
The path through the 2020 bracket.
Defining MomentsTestimony pending
The moments that survived the early years.
Team DispatchesTen recaps pending
The second season, franchise by franchise.
2019Ex Nihilo, a LeagueChampion · Bo Butz
Chapter I
The Inaugural Campaign
Ten teams entered the first season and the institution emerged from the disorder. Bob’s Bo Butz claimed the first championship, establishing a lineage every later champion would inherit.
League ChampionBo Butz · Bob U.
Founding classEight Current Founders
Historical noteThe First Season
The FoundingFull origin story pending
The draft, early rules, and original identities.
Defining MomentsTestimony pending
The oldest surviving league stories.
Team DispatchesInaugural recaps pending
The charter season from every side.
The Broader Dutchmen Story
More Than Fantasy Football
The chronicle will also preserve the traditions that outgrew the league itself: the Dutchmen Games, the Turkey Bowl, Rivalry Week, punishments, debates, cover athletes, and the long pursuit of the Green Jacket. Their dedicated pages hold the details; History will explain why they mattered.
The Statistical Repository
The Flying Dutchmen Archive
Every Pick · Every Score · Every Indignity
The official home of the league's numbers, preserved for scholarship, argument, and the permanent embarrassment of all parties involved.
The Championship Record
Playoff Archive
Seven complete postseasons, each preserved with its bracket, seeds, official results, lineups, and the moments that decided the title. Each focused season file keeps the full record available without crowding every bracket into one endless ledger.
7Playoff Seasons
33Playoff Matchups
3Dalby Titles
.26Closest Margin
Entries in the Permanent Record
Seven Years of Championship Football
Every completed playoff era presently preserved by the League Office, from Bob's two-week 2019 title run through the rise of JAG Town.
Open a season: each championship file leads to its bracket and matchup details while this overview stays clean.
Marks That Still Stand
Postseason Record Book
The highest summit, the narrowest escape, the deepest upset, and the most complete destruction presently on file.
Highest Score
191.88
Dalby and JAG Town erupted in the 2024 championship—the highest official playoff score in the archive.
Closest Finish
0.26 Points
Tyler's Bijan Mustard escaped Nate's JT JITS, 119.72–119.46, in the 2023 quarterfinals.
Largest Seed Upset
No. 6 over No. 1
JAG Town completed its 2025 run by defeating top-seeded Revenge Tour for the championship.
Biggest Blowout
67.28 Points
ECSU Football defeated The MF Glizzys 125.68–58.40 during Dalby's 2022 title run.
The Manager's Ledger
Active Playoff Leaders
Every current manager, with completed league tenure through 2025 and fact-checked postseason results. The 2019 aggregate results count toward manager records, but remain excluded from all-time single-game scoring records.
Manager
Seasons
Playoff Appearances
Playoff Record
Titles
Dalby JD
7
5
10–2
3
Bob BU
7
4
4–2
2
Christian CK
7
4
4–4
0
Alex AP
7
5
3–4
1
Ryan RH
7
5
3–5
0
Nate NC
5
4
1–4
0
Owen OK
7
5
1–5
0
Tyler TD
3
1
1–1
0
Vinny VD
1
1
1–1
0
Rob RW
7
2
0–2
0
Murph AM
7
0
0–0
0
Eric EH
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The Players Who Delivered
All-Time Playoff Scoring Leaders
The top 20 NFL players by points scored in archived playoff starts. The default order is total points; 2019 remains excluded because its two-week format is not comparable.
Official Postseason File · Special Format
2019 Playoffs
Each round was decided across two NFL weeks. The bracket preserves the weekly lineups and scores, while the aggregate result alone determined who advanced.
Semifinals · Weeks 14–15
Championship · Weeks 16–17
The Format
Two Weeks Per Round
Semifinals spanned Weeks 14–15 and the championship spanned Weeks 16–17. Open any matchup to inspect both weekly lineups separately.
The Run
Bo Butz Recovered
After trailing Ryan 96.60–84.78 in Week 14, Bob erupted for 164.18 in Week 15, then defeated Dalby for the inaugural archived title.
The Exception
Preserved, Not Compared
These player scores belong to the 2019 season file only. The two-week format remains excluded from all-time appearances, records, single-game highs, margins, and blowouts.
Official Postseason File
2020 Playoffs
Vin B. and Cooking With Dalvin ran the full three-game gauntlet, then survived a 3.66-point championship against Wyatt.
Quarterfinals · Week 15
No. 1 Seed · ByeYour mom hopkin On my cockRob advances to the semifinals
No. 2 Seed · ByeMike Vicks KennelWyatt advances to the semifinals
Semifinals · Week 16
Championship · Week 17
The Gauntlet
Three Wins, No Bye
Cooking With Dalvin scored 452.18 points while defeating Bob, Rob, and Wyatt in succession.
The Escape
3.66 Points
The championship remained undecided until the end, with Vin B. holding off Mike Vicks Kennel 129.90–126.24.
Archive Note
Scoring Restored
Every surviving starter, kicker, and team defense is now scored from the official 2020 rules and historical NFL box scores.
Official Postseason File
2021 Playoffs
Top-seeded Tight Ends Matter converted its bye into two victories and Alex's first Flying Dutchmen championship.
Quarterfinals · Week 16
No. 1 Seed · ByeTight Ends MatterAlex advances to the semifinals
No. 2 Seed · ByeHARD MENRyan advances to the semifinals
Semifinals · Week 17
Championship · Week 18
The Favorite
No. 1 Delivered
Alex entered with the league's best seed and won both postseason games to finish the job.
The Underdog
Six Seed to the Final
Christian upset Owen and Ryan before posting 146.16 in the championship.
The Coronation
168.64 for the Title
Tight Ends Matter produced the season's highest playoff score when the trophy was on the line.
Official Postseason File
2022 Playoffs
Dalby entered as the fifth seed, demolished the top seed in the semifinal, and finished the first ECSU Football title run.
Quarterfinals · Week 16
No. 1 Seed · ByeThe MF GlizzysOwen advances to the semifinals
No. 2 Seed · Byeleanbeef pattyNate advances to the semifinals
Semifinals · Week 17
Championship · Week 18
The Run
No. 5 to Champion
Dalby won three straight games from the lower half of the field to capture his first title.
The Destruction
67.28 Points
ECSU Football's semifinal win over The MF Glizzys remains the largest single-game playoff blowout on file.
The Grind
91.12 Was Enough
After two explosive rounds, ECSU Football won the championship in a defensive struggle against Nate.
Official Postseason File
2023 Playoffs
Bob entered as the second seed, waited through the bye, then won two decisive games to deliver Not Accepting Trades its championship.
Quarterfinals · Week 15
No. 1 Seed · ByeCall of JeudyDalby advances to the semifinals
No. 2 Seed · ByeNot Accepting TradesBob advances to the semifinals
Semifinals · Week 16
Championship · Week 17
The Razor
0.26 Points
Bijan Mustard survived JT JITS 119.72–119.46 in the closest official playoff finish currently preserved by the Archive.
The Knockout
Top Seed Removed
HARD MEN erased No. 1 seed Call of Jeudy by 4.70 points, setting up an all-underdog championship matchup.
The Champion
Bob Closed the Door
Not Accepting Trades won both of its games by double digits, with Jalen Hurts leading the title roster at 42.62 points under the official 2023 scoring rules.
Official Postseason File
2024 Playoffs
The first JAG Town coronation: Dalby survived the semifinal by 1.54 points, then authored the highest-scoring playoff performance in league history.
Quarterfinals · Week 15
No. 1 Seed · ByePITTS JITSNate advances to the semifinals
No. 2 Seed · ByeMaggie's Monstrous TeamMaggie advances to the semifinals
Semifinals · Week 16
Championship · Week 17
The Escape
Survived by 1.54
JAG Town slipped past Maggie's Monstrous Team 113.28–111.74, the hinge point of Dalby's first title run.
The Detonation
191.88 for the Crown
JAG Town saved its masterpiece for the championship, setting the archive's official single-game playoff scoring record.
The Engine
Evans Led the Run
Mike Evans supplied 78.50 starter points across the three rounds under the official 2024 scoring rules, the most on the championship roster.
Official Postseason File
2025 Playoffs
From the sixth seed to the throne: JAG Town won three consecutive games and outscored every opponent it faced.
Quarterfinals · Week 15
No. 1 Seed · ByeRevenge TourAlex advances to the semifinals
No. 2 Seed · ByeWan'Dale DingleChristian advances to the semifinals
Semifinals · Week 16
Championship · Week 17
The Run
Sixth Seed, Final Boss
JAG Town scored 151.60, 157.00, and 146.42 while winning three games by a combined 125.86 points.
The Engine
Bijan's 99.20
Bijan Robinson delivered 29.50, 29.80, and 39.90 across the champions' three-game postseason.
The Rise
Purdy Every Round
Brock Purdy improved from 26.20 to 28.90 to 36.92, saving his best performance for the championship.
The Personnel Registry
Player History
Search every player represented in the surviving draft boards, end-of-season rosters, and playoff files. Each profile connects where he was drafted, where he finished each season, his positional rank, and every archived postseason appearance.
The War Room Record
Draft Archive
Eight seasons and 1,408 selections, preserved as a complete record of conviction, loyalty, panic, and the annual belief that this time everyone definitely knew what they were doing.
8Drafts
1,408Players Selected
7Unique #1 Picks
—Unique First-Round Selections
First Name Called
The No. 1 Overall Registry
Every opening selection, paired with the player’s final positional finish that season. August certainty meets December evidence.
2019
RB · New Orleans
Alvin Kamara
Final: RB9
Antonio Brown’s Helmet Ryan · RH
2020
RB · Carolina
Christian McCaffrey
Final: RB54
Your mom hopkin on my cock Rob · RW
2021
RB · Carolina
Christian McCaffrey
Final: RB38
HARD MEN Ryan · RH
2022
RB · Indianapolis
Jonathan Taylor
Final: RB33
Season’s Over Christian · CK
2023
WR · Minnesota
Justin Jefferson
Final: WR33
The Comeback Rob · RW
2024
RB · Atlanta
Bijan Robinson
Final: RB3
Run the Table Alex · AP
2025
WR · Cincinnati
Ja’Marr Chase
Final: WR4
Bag Chasers Murph · AM
2026
RB · Detroit
Jahmyr Gibbs
Final: —
JITS Nate · NC
Institutional Tendencies
Records of Attachment
The strongest recurring commitments in the archive, from genuine loyalty to one player’s seven-year tour of the entire league.
Four From One Franchise
Single-Draft NFL Team Stacks
Five managers share the record for selecting four players from the same NFL franchise in one draft.
2022 · New England
The Comeback
Rob · RW
JuJu Smith-Schuster#58
Mike Gesicki#98
James Robinson#103
DeVante Parker#143
2023 · Atlanta
dawgs
Owen · OK
Drake London#62
Kyle Pitts#83
Kirk Cousins#107
Darnell Mooney#158
2024 · Detroit
Not Accepting Trades
Bob · BU
Sam LaPorta#23
David Montgomery#50
Lions D/ST#170
Jake Bates#191
2026 · Los Angeles Chargers
Silence of the Lamb
Tyler · TD
Omarion Hampton#13
Justin Herbert#84
Quentin Johnston#85
Keaton Mitchell#156
2026 · San Francisco
Chenzo’s Xtendos
Vinny · VD
George Kittle#77
De’Zhaun Stribling#116
Brock Purdy#125
Eddy Pineiro#164
How Deep Is Too Deep?
Position Records
The most players at each position selected by one fantasy team in a single draft. Current-manager ties are shown, plus the two memorable VB exceptions.
Round One, In Full
First-Round Ledger
Select a year to review every first-round pick, its manager and team, drafted position, and final PPR positional finish.
Franchise Files
Manager Draft Rooms
Open a current manager’s file for first-round history, repeat selections, NFL-franchise preference, and every archived annual draft.
Every Selection, Every Round
Open the Full Draft Archive
Move from the highlights into the complete board, beginning with the 2026 draft.
The League, Year by Year
Season Summaries
Open any completed campaign for the official final order, regular-season record, scoring totals, weekly scoring pace, and point differential preserved by ESPN.
7Completed Seasons
4Champions
7Unique Scoring Titles
PF − PAPoint Differential
Franchise Archive
The Complete Franchise Record
Team Histories
Every campaign, final roster, rivalry, and franchise landmark—organized by manager and preserved from the first kickoff through the final whistle.
2019–2026Season files
WeeklyComplete schedules
FinalRoster snapshots
H2HEvery rivalry
Official Franchise File
HARD MEN (Ryan Hayes)
RH · Member since 2019
—Regular Season
—Playoff Record
—League Seasons
—Playoff Appearances
—Finals Appearances
—Championships
Campaign Files
Season-by-Season History
Each year opens into the full weekly schedule. Playoff games receive their own treatment; championship runs receive gold.
Final Personnel
End-of-Season Rosters
These are final roster snapshots, paired with the known mode of acquisition—not claims that every player remained all season.
Postseason Personnel & Results
Playoff Track Record
The franchise’s five leading postseason starters, followed by every archived playoff game and a direct route back to its full matchup file.
Bad Blood Index
Head-to-Head Records
Regular-season and playoff records remain separate. Open any rivalry for every dated matchup, week, and final score.
The Franchise Ledger
Franchise Records
The closing record book is calculated from the verified schedules, rosters, and player-season results.
Executive Calendar
Upcoming Business
The Next Session Convenes
The official forward docket of the League Office: confirmed gatherings, tentative traditions, and the next institutional obligations awaiting the membership.
Current Docket
2026
Draft complete · Two remaining league events
Saturday, August 2910:00 PM
2026 Flying Dutchmen Draft
Completed at the HARD MEN Residence. All 192 selections are official and the eighth fantasy season is ready for kickoff.
Complete
Saturday, November 2811:00 AM
2026 Turkey Bowl
Scheduled for YMCA Field. The annual Thanksgiving institution returns, subject to final confirmation from the League Office.
Tentative
December 2026Dates forthcoming
Flying Dutchmen Playoffs
The championship field convenes in December. Seeding, matchups, and the road to the title will be determined by the completed regular season.
Scheduled Window
Advance Calendar
2027
Dates to be finalized
February 2027Date forthcoming
League Meetings
The League Office reconvenes for offseason business, proposed changes, and whatever constitutional crisis has developed by February.
Planning Window
Summer 2027Date forthcoming
Dutchmen Games III
The third Olympiad will crown the next Man of Winning and reopen competition across mind, body, and spirits.
Planning Window
This calendar is maintained by the League Office and updated as dates are finalized.
Official Proclamation
Rivalry Week
Old Scores, Settled Publicly
Once each season, the League Office suspends the ordinary schedule and hand-selects the matchups that matter most — grudges, revenge tours, and unfinished business, all placed on the same slate, in the same week.
Week 12 · Official Docket
This Season's Proclaimed Matchups
Six matchups, hand-selected by the League Office for the grudges, the history, and the storylines that demand their own week.
The Commissioner Classic
Commish versus the former co-commish, in as absolute a classic as this league has to offer. Two front offices that have clashed nearly every season since the founding. The Glizzys are out for blood this year against a Not Accepting Trades side that's never far from another ring.
Overall7–7
Regular Season7–7
PlayoffsNo Meetings
The Jag-Off Bowl
One Dutchman who can never get enough of the league — and the winning that comes with it. The other, by all appearances, has gotten plenty. A defending dynasty against a franchise that would love nothing more than to be the reason it ends.
OverallRW leads 7–5
Regular SeasonRW leads 7–5
PlayoffsNo Meetings
The Sack Attack Classic
A dead-even fantasy series enters its first formally proclaimed Rivalry Week. The league record does not require a manufactured origin story: six meetings, three wins apiece, and a guaranteed tiebreaker are sufficient grounds for hostility.
Overall3–3
Regular Season3–3
PlayoffsNo Meetings
The Chen(z) Cup
Who is the better Chen? The vet against the rookie, settled the only way this league knows how. Two of the league's sharpest team names collide in what's already shaping up to be a new annual tradition.
OverallNC leads 2–1
Regular SeasonNC leads 2–0
PlayoffsVD leads 1–0
Twin Tower Tumble
Two best friends, head to head. Two of the league's tallest players, standing over everyone else in the room except each other. Eric is out to make a name for himself; Christian, as always, is either the best team in the league or the worst — there is no in between.
OverallFirst Meeting
Regular Season0–0
PlayoffsNo Meetings
The Threeway Throwdown
Threeway Pod was one of the most electric podcasts this league has ever produced, and this matchup carries every bit of that energy. Arguably the most anticipated rivalry on the slate: do the HARD MEN finally have what it takes, or does Alex walk away having made a buck or two off Ryan yet again?